Dear God: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
Dear God: Did You mean for the Giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God: Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. Rob

What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. - Jane
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. – Raphael

My way is the highway. – God


From: Woody Allen, Without Feathers

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?
The wicked at heart probably know something.
My Lord, My Lord! what hast Thou done lately?